I'm at Delta Zeta now...

well, actually, I'm at the hub now, because the internet doesn't work at Delta Zeta...at least not for moi.

so there are new posters up now for the new school year here in the student union building. apparently adam sandler will be joining the first years in bowman park through the magic of pixellation next week....and some nazi-looking fellow with a bad haircut will be performing hypnotism. "campus entertainer of the year!" oh wait, oh wait, hold the gravy train there, bucko...in small print it reads above: "nominated yearly for".

now what the hell.

what. the. hell.

thank goodness for chef boyardee.

he will save us all.

i need to answer two emails and this is going to serve as my reminder to myself. answer two emails.
there.

alohamora, kiddo.

oh, and does anyone know how to make t-shirts? cori, how did carol do the "where's matt?" shirt thing?

and i swear to god, the first person to say, " well, when a man t-shirt and a woman t-shirt are very much in love..." gets it. right in the eye. with a wrestler on a string.